Jokes involving children and their witty, playfull senses... Read the jokes belonging to the most humorous age of human life.童言无忌。孩子的话，孩子的孩子的话，常常在我们的记忆里闪现。它美丽也温馨，它纯洁也快乐。
A four-year-old boy was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked, "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?"
"Because," his dad explained, "after you ate the skin off, the meat of the apple came into contact with the air, which caused it to oxidise, thus changing the molecular structure and turning it into a different color."
There was a long silence. Then the son asked softly, "Daddy, are you talking to me?"
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"
My son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
He stood there thinking or a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush, held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago. "
When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. So, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire service to her.
Once finished, I asked if she had any questions, and she replied, "Oh. I see. Is that when Mommy came to work for us, Daddy?"
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.
At bedtime, the two boys kneeled down beside their beds to say their prayers. Suddenly, the youngest boy began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO. I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over, nudged his younger brother, and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
The little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
A child gets to know the world, learns and finds out new interesting things with the help of adults. 美丽的田野上有条小河，岸边的白杨唱起了歌。大自然向我们敞开胸怀，我们撒了欢地荡漾、摇摆。
Museums and galleries
During the holiday many museums and galleries run special events or programmes. Most major museums and galleries have free entry, and many offer special activities on a daily basis to help children enjoy and get the most out of their visit. 所以，带你的孩子参观博物馆是个不错的选择哟。况且专家说了，最适合全家去的地方就是现代艺术馆，那咱还犹豫什么！
Days out at the beach, in the country, or visiting heritage sites, can be affordable and enjoyable for both adults and children. Trips to amusement parks and adventure playgrounds could be another option to consider during the holiday. 爱玩是孩子的天性，那就带他们去撒野吧！
For working parents, childcare during the holidays can be a problem. Many families get a hand from grandparents and other relatives, while you have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once. 节日当天尽量陪陪孩子吧，不要给自己和孩子留下遗憾。
Keep Your Word
Stick to the schedule. Arrive on time and drop off the children on time. 和孩子一起制订计划，并且严格遵守。
Keep in Touch
If the children are not with you for the holiday, call them, and be sure to send cards or email. Consider celebrating the holiday before or after the actual day. Children love parties and gifts any time - nothing fancy - but something special you create just for them. 即便不在孩子身边，也要记着送去节日的祝福。孩子们最需要的就是我们的爱。
Children's Day is a fun time of year for most children, with the anticipation of getting gifts, seeing family and being out of school. It is also an important time of year to be mindful of your children's safety. 保证安全，伸出你的手；排除忧患，伸出我的手；孩子笑了，我们幸福地拍拍手。
如果你打算带孩子串门，如果你无法确保自己会寸步不离地跟着孩子，那么你一定要向主人询问如下问题：
Are there small objects, such as hard candy or nuts in candy dishes, where younger children can get them?
Are medications, poisons and household cleaners out of reach?
Do they have a pet that may harm the children?
If your child has food allergies, will they be serving that food?
如果你打算送玩具作为节日礼物，那么你一定要看看如何选择安全的玩具：
Select toys to suit the age, abilities, skills, and interest level of the intended child. Toys too advanced may pose safety hazards to younger children.
For infants, toddlers, and all children who still mouth objects, avoid toys with small parts which could pose a fatal choking hazard.
For all children under age 8, avoid toys that have sharp edges and points.
Do not purchase electric toys with heating elements for children under age 8.
如果你想让家里洋溢着欢快的节日气氛，那么请注意装饰品的选购原则：
You should avoid edible decorations, including popcorn chains and candy canes, since younger children may think that all of the decorations are edible.
Decorations should be flame-resistant and made of nonleaded materials. Avoid breakable decorations.
Before using lights when decorating, make sure that they are not damaged, avoid using more than three sets of light on a single extension cord and don't overload electrical outlets.
Candles should never be left unattended, placed in an area where they can be easily knocked over or near flammable curtains or decorations.
带孩子去户外玩耍需要注意的事项：
Dress your child appropriately for the weather so that he doesn't get too wet or cold.
Keep a close eye on your children when shopping, as it is easily to get lost or taken in a busy store or shopping center.
Trying to stick to your child's usual routines, including sleep schedules and timing of naps, can help you and your child enjoy the holiday and reduce stress.
The greatest gift a parent can give a child during all the ups and downs of life is love. A child is happy when he is loved, warmed fed and understood. As children, when everyone thinks we are common children, we always hope someone regard us as princess. Only when we are admitted as princess, that would help us become real princess. 爱、尊重、自由，请让我们的孩子拥有。小丫头长成“公主”，小小子成为“王侯”，是自信让我们潇洒行走。甩开手，昂起头，让我们迎接一次又一次的丰收！
